Tom Cruisetube
🥈Expert CreatorTom Cruisetube description on YouTube:
I review cruise ships properly. Not cabin tours. Not brochure fluff. Not “everything is amazing.” If you sail from the UK — Cunard, P&O, Princess, Royal Caribbean, Ambassador, Virgin Voyages, Fred Olsen and anything else that floats past Southampton — this is where we dissect it. Main reviews. Dining breakdowns. Entertainment verdicts. Gym & Fitness deep dives. Every bar. Ten Loves / Ten Hates / Ten improvements. And the occasional cruise-culture rant that makes Hyacinth nervous. I cruise every month. I pay for it myself. I’m not for sale. I say what I actually think. New videos twice a week. If you like ships, strong opinions, and humour that occasionally alarms relatives… welcome.
We’ve analysed 68 of 80 videos so far.
Solid sample of Tom Cruisetube's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20262677%20 of 26100%20 of 20
- 20255096%48 of 50100%48 of 48
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Tom Cruisetube.
Visit Take Five for a jazz bar experience, but avoid sitting near the casino doors if sensitive to smoke.
Use International Cafe for late-night snacks when the buffet is closed.
Head to Wake View Bar for a quiet evening spot with snacks.
Station crew at hand wash stations to enforce hygiene.
Move the sweet shop next to the cinema for guest convenience.
Make one MDR traditional dining for routine and socializing.
Turn Limelight Club into an included, bookable venue to fill it.
Order the chilled shellfish platter for two even if dining solo, as it's a fun challenge.
Videos (68)
7:36ReviewP&O Ventura Gym Review – For the Six People Who Might Use It
10:34ReviewVentura Dining Review - The Good, The Bad & The Tasty
6:19CompareIf Cruise Ships Were Christmas Presents...
14:52ReviewP&O Ventura: 10 Things To Love & 10 Things To HATE
28:36ReviewP&O Ventura Review – Still British, Still Cheap… Still Good?
5:44TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letter E
8:44ReviewScarlet Lady: Ten Ways I Know Better Than Virgin Voyages
5:42TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letter D
8:17TipsWhich Cruise Line Is Right For You? Well… Which Sitcom Do You Like?
5:52TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - C Is For... The A-Z Of Cruise Culture Continues...
11:48ReviewP&O Iona Dining Review– The Good, The Bad, and the Gelatin!
4:45TipsMinistry of Cruisetube – B Is For… The A-Z of Cruise Culture Continues...
25:08ReviewMy Last Minute Iona Cruise Review - Bumped Twice, Saved by P&O
5:10TipsMinistry of Cruisetube – A Is For… The A-Z of Cruise Culture Begins
12:46CompareCunard vs Virgin Voyages - Where Should The 'Premium' Money Go?
4:20ReviewI've Been Cancelled - How Princess Cruises Let Me Down
8:30ReviewQueen Mary 2 Rocks… But Here’s How I’d Make Cunard's Flagship Better
7:47TipsVirgin Voyages Dictionary - Branson To English
8:14CompareWhich Ship REALLY IS Butlins At Sea?
8:29TourScarlet Lady Gym Tour – Pizzas, Protein & Pickleball - Staying Fit On Virgin Voyages
9:54CompareIf Cruise Lines Were Cars...
7:11Tips10 Cruise Hacks That I Don't Get
10:17ReviewVirgin Voyages Scarlet Lady - 10 Things I Loved & 10 That I HATED
16:22ReviewScarlet Lady Dining Review - Virgin Voyages Food Verdict