Tom Cruisetube
🥈Expert CreatorTom Cruisetube description on YouTube:
I review cruise ships properly. Not cabin tours. Not brochure fluff. Not “everything is amazing.” If you sail from the UK — Cunard, P&O, Princess, Royal Caribbean, Ambassador, Virgin Voyages, Fred Olsen and anything else that floats past Southampton — this is where we dissect it. Main reviews. Dining breakdowns. Entertainment verdicts. Gym & Fitness deep dives. Every bar. Ten Loves / Ten Hates / Ten improvements. And the occasional cruise-culture rant that makes Hyacinth nervous. I cruise every month. I pay for it myself. I’m not for sale. I say what I actually think. New videos twice a week. If you like ships, strong opinions, and humour that occasionally alarms relatives… welcome.
We’ve analysed 68 of 80 videos so far.
Solid sample of Tom Cruisetube's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.
How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?
- 20262677%20 of 26100%20 of 20
- 20255096%48 of 50100%48 of 48
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Tom Cruisetube.
Visit Take Five for a jazz bar experience, but avoid sitting near the casino doors if sensitive to smoke.
Use International Cafe for late-night snacks when the buffet is closed.
Head to Wake View Bar for a quiet evening spot with snacks.
Station crew at hand wash stations to enforce hygiene.
Move the sweet shop next to the cinema for guest convenience.
Make one MDR traditional dining for routine and socializing.
Turn Limelight Club into an included, bookable venue to fill it.
Order the chilled shellfish platter for two even if dining solo, as it's a fun challenge.
Videos (68)
8:07ReviewSky Princess Bar Review – Where To Spend Your Drinks Package (And Where Not To)
10:47ReviewP&O Iona: 10 Changes That Would MASSIVELY Improve This Ship
8:12ReviewTom vs Seafood Platter for TWO 🦀 | Sky Princess Crab Shack Review
17:14CompareCunard vs Ambassador: Which UK Cruise Line Is ACTUALLY Better?
13:50ReviewP&O Iona: 10 Things I Loved… & 10 Things I Hated
8:34TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letters L, M, N
8:08ReviewEvery Bar on P&O Iona | The Best, The Worst & The Most Dangerous
8:23ReviewP&O Iona Gym Review – The Best Cruise Ship Gym I’ve Ever Seen?
19:49ReviewP&O Iona Food Review – Is the Dining Any Good? - 2026 Update
18:04ReviewIona Entertainment Review – The Bangers, The Boring & The Absolute Shhh…
8:27TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letters I, J K
6:40CompareIf Cruise Lines Were Rom-Coms… 🎬🚢 (The Ultimate Ship Comparison)
7:02TipsHow I’d Fix P&O Ventura: 10 Changes That Would Transform This Ship
16:34ReviewQueen Anne Dining Review – Is Cunard Food Actually Fancy?
5:57TipsMinistry Of Cruisetube - Letters F, G, H
24:54ReviewCunard Queen Anne Review - What’s Good, What’s Bad & What It Costs!
11:15ReviewAmbassador Ambition – 10 Things I Loved vs 10 Things I Hated
15:12ReviewAmbassador Ambition Dining Review — Do You Get What You Pay For?
9:54ReviewAmbassador Ambition Entertainment Review – Old School Cool or Jurassic Farce?
18:42ReviewAmbassador Ambition Review - The Cheapest Cruise I've Ever Taken
11:50CompareCruiseTube Awards 2025 - The Trophies That Nobody Wants To Win
6:19ReviewAmbassador Ambition - The Secret To The Cheapest Cruises From Britain…
10:11TipsWhat Cruising Actually Cost Me in 2025 (Every Penny)
10:02Review