
Cruise Monkeys
π₯Expert CreatorCruise Monkeys description on YouTube:
Welcome to the Cruise Monkeys channel, if you didn't know, we are bananas about cruising! We are a CLIA-registered travel agent. Weβre not here to βinfluenceβ, we just love bringing you along on our adventures through our vlogs. More info π We are British cruisers, based in the U.K. and we started cruising in 2014. We have now done over 40 cruises! When you watch our vlogs, we want you to feel you are on a cruise with us - these videos should give you a really good idea what day to day life on a cruise is like for us. While everyone is different and want different things from their cruises, we just love sharing our experiences with you as they happen.
Weβve analysed 394 of 430 videos so far.
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Monkeys
I won't be attending this one because just free interior room, drinks on us in the casino. Not really something that catches my attention

ARD Cruising
Schooner Bar is a great place to hang out, get your favorite beverage, rehydrate. They have trivia in here. They have performances here.

MysteryShadow1969
They wanted to lean into the luxury. And so what they did um is they made the ship bigger. They enhanced it.

Danny
If you do not cruise for 5 years, you lose all of your status. It completely expires and goes away and you start at zero.

Sea Beyond Disney
If you don't want to deal with kids shenanigans on a cruise ship, do not go on a ship in the in the middle of the summer.

Tall Man's Cruise Adventures
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0β5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = βmehβ, 5 = βbacon blissβ. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
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What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
βWe couldn't fault the weather today. It was absolutely spectacular. Not just sunny, hot, too. Perfect.β
βWe've just watched a fantastic performance by CC Monsoon. It was fantastic. She had a standing ovation. It was incredible.β
βWe've had an absolutely fantastic evening. It's been filled with fun. It's been really really bloody good.β
βThis was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.β
βwe had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come backβ
βwe would never book this room again if we got choiceβ
βthe noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bangβ
βit's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolicalβ
βthe smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingersβ
βthe room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackeredβ
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Monkeys.
The land train in Ajaccio is a fun and relaxing way to see the sights without fuss.
If you want to avoid the heat, sit outside at the bar rather than inside the dining venues.
If you want to avoid the crowds at the indoor pool, try the Glass House for a more relaxed breakfast.
Use the provided boarding guide as it is packed full of useful information.
Bring your own power adapter as there are no British three-pin sockets.
Use the water stations down the corridor to refill water carafes.
Use the hooks in the bathroom to dry wet swimwear/shorts quickly using the AC.
For Norway fjords, instead of booking specialty dining, get wine and cheese from the buffet and watch the scenery from the back deck or a hot tub.
Videos (394)
27:17VlogREDEMPTION time & Test Kitchen - Virgin Voyages Valiant Lady - Episode 6
0:12Ready for Scarlet Night on #VirginVoyages #cruise #shorts #cruiseline #virgincruise
26:18VlogTHE most ANTICIPATED night of the cruise! Virgin Voyages Valiant Lady - Episode 5 - Scarlet Night
26:06VlogFeelin' LUCKY! Virgin Voyages Valiant Lady - Episode 4 Extra Virgin
27:05VlogA DAZZLING night on Virgin Voyages Valiant Lady - Episode 3
30:28VlogVirgin Voyages Valiant Lady in Marseille - Episode 2
27:25VlogBoarding Day on Virgin Voyages Valiant Lady - Episode 1
11:54TourVirgin Voyages Valiant Lady cabin tour 11094Z
14:13VlogIs Virgin Voyages for us? The best bits from our Valiant Lady cruise!
1:04:56ReviewVirgin Voyages Valiant Lady Live Q&A
22:05VlogP&O Iona Norwegian Fjords - Time for the LAST DAY song - Episode 7
27:22VlogP&O Iona Norwegian Fjords cruise - Viking homeland, Haugesund - Episode 6
28:50VlogP&O Iona Norwegian Fjords cruise - DIY ferry from Hellesylt to Geiranger - Episode 5
34:57VlogWe Explored Olden and Briksdal Glacier in Norway on our P&O Iona Norwegian Fjords cruise - Episode 4
24:12VlogP&O Iona Norwegian Fjords cruise - DIY excursion to PULPIT ROCK in STAVANGER - Episode 3
24:58VlogP&O Iona Norwegian Fjords cruise - Sea day Spa & Chefβs table - Episode 2
23:27VlogP&O Iona NORWEGIAN FJORDS Cruise - Boarding Day - Episode 1
1:04:22VlogFriday night with the Cruise Monkeys - LIVE π΄
11:38TourP&O Iona Oceanview cabin tour - 4421
52:24ReviewCelebrity Beyond Review - Let's Talk Ship
31:21VlogCelebrity Beyond - OH SNAP it's the final vlog!
28:27VlogCelebrity Beyond - BEAUTIFUL Taino Bay - Episode 6
28:35VlogCelebrity Beyond - Today DIDN'T GO TO PLAN! - Episode 5
31:57Vlog