Cruise Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Monkeys description on YouTube:
Welcome to the Cruise Monkeys channel, if you didn't know, we are bananas about cruising! We are a CLIA-registered travel agent. We’re not here to ‘influence’, we just love bringing you along on our adventures through our vlogs. More info 👇 We are British cruisers, based in the U.K. and we started cruising in 2014. We have now done over 40 cruises! When you watch our vlogs, we want you to feel you are on a cruise with us - these videos should give you a really good idea what day to day life on a cruise is like for us. While everyone is different and want different things from their cruises, we just love sharing our experiences with you as they happen.
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Monkeys
I won't be attending this one because just free interior room, drinks on us in the casino. Not really something that catches my attention
ARD Cruising
Schooner Bar is a great place to hang out, get your favorite beverage, rehydrate. They have trivia in here. They have performances here.
MysteryShadow1969
If you do not cruise for 5 years, you lose all of your status. It completely expires and goes away and you start at zero.
Sea Beyond Disney
If you don't want to deal with kids shenanigans on a cruise ship, do not go on a ship in the in the middle of the summer.
Tall Man's Cruise Adventures
When you're a small fish in a big pond, like we are, and someone throws you just a little bit of food that's bigger than you normally deserve, you get excited.
Tim
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
About our Bacon Score methodologyWho’s this ship for?
How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We couldn't fault the weather today. It was absolutely spectacular. Not just sunny, hot, too. Perfect.”
“We've just watched a fantastic performance by CC Monsoon. It was fantastic. She had a standing ovation. It was incredible.”
“We've had an absolutely fantastic evening. It's been filled with fun. It's been really really bloody good.”
“This was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.”
“we had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come back”
“we would never book this room again if we got choice”
“the noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bang”
“it's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolical”
“the smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingers”
“the room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackered”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Monkeys.
The land train in Ajaccio is a fun and relaxing way to see the sights without fuss.
If you want to avoid the heat, sit outside at the bar rather than inside the dining venues.
If you want to avoid the crowds at the indoor pool, try the Glass House for a more relaxed breakfast.
Use the provided boarding guide as it is packed full of useful information.
Bring your own power adapter as there are no British three-pin sockets.
Use the water stations down the corridor to refill water carafes.
Use the hooks in the bathroom to dry wet swimwear/shorts quickly using the AC.
For Norway fjords, instead of booking specialty dining, get wine and cheese from the buffet and watch the scenery from the back deck or a hot tub.
Videos (394)
30:42VlogExploring Ajaccio + CeCe Monsoon’s Show‑Stopping Performance | Marella Discovery 2 Vlog Episode 3
26:20VlogWe only had ONE sea day on our Marella Discovery 2 cruise | Vlog Episode 2
22:07VlogOur 7 night med cruise on Marella Discovery 2 | Episode 1 - Boarding Day
10:59TourThis cabin needs some TLC! Marella Discovery 2 Inside Cabin Tour - Cabin 2595
1:11:57TipsTalking Ship Live 28 - Answering all your cruise questions live!
31:50VlogWould we go back on Ambassador Ambition and was not having a drinks package a BIG mistake? Episode 3
29:21VlogA FORMAL night on Ambassador Ambition - Did we overdress on Gala Night? Cruise Vlog | Episode 2
41:41VlogOur FIRST Ambassador Ambition Cruise was only £220pp 😲 Cruise Embarkation Day | Episode 1
1:03:45TipsTalking Ship Live 27 - Back from Marella Discovery 2 & Answering your cruise questions!
4:31VlogA taste of our first Ambassador cruise! Ambassador Ambition cruise highlights
1:00:37ReviewTalking Ship Live 26 - We're back from Ambassador Ambition & revealing our next cruise!
1:04:20TipsTalking Ship Live 25 - We're cruising soon!
21:25VlogExploring the world’s LAST true ocean liner: Cunard Queen Mary 2 | Transatlantic Crossing Vlog 6
34:29VlogStepping onto TITANIC… | Cunard Queen Mary 2 Eastbound Transatlantic Crossing Vlog 4
25:02VlogCaptain’s Cocktail Party on Cunard Queen Mary 2 | QM2 Eastbound Crossing Vlog 3
6:58TourCruise with us - LIMITED SPACE - Cruise Monkeys Group Cruise Regal Princess Norwegian Fjords Cruise
24:52VlogCunard Queen Mary 2 POSH night! Gala Night on our transatlantic Crossing on QM2 | Vlog 2
31:21VlogEmbarking QM2 for Our FIRST Eastbound Transatlantic Crossing from New York to Southampton | Vlog 1
1:06:46TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #24 - Lets Catch Up!
33:51VlogNot many get to do THIS! Statue of Liberty plus many other must‑see NYC sights | Vlog Episode 2
24:07VlogCome with us to the Big Apple - 4 Nights in New York for New Year's Eve! | Vlog Episode 1
10:49TourCunard Queen Mary 2 Balcony Stateroom 11032 | Cabin Tour
1:02:22VlogCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #23 - Lets Catch Up!
35:40VlogLove by Britto Dining on Our Final Day Aboard Star Princess | Episode 7