Cruise Monkeys
🥈Expert CreatorCruise Monkeys description on YouTube:
Welcome to the Cruise Monkeys channel, if you didn't know, we are bananas about cruising! We are a CLIA-registered travel agent. We’re not here to ‘influence’, we just love bringing you along on our adventures through our vlogs. More info 👇 We are British cruisers, based in the U.K. and we started cruising in 2014. We have now done over 40 cruises! When you watch our vlogs, we want you to feel you are on a cruise with us - these videos should give you a really good idea what day to day life on a cruise is like for us. While everyone is different and want different things from their cruises, we just love sharing our experiences with you as they happen.
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What Creators Are Saying About Cruise Monkeys
I won't be attending this one because just free interior room, drinks on us in the casino. Not really something that catches my attention
ARD Cruising
Schooner Bar is a great place to hang out, get your favorite beverage, rehydrate. They have trivia in here. They have performances here.
MysteryShadow1969
If you do not cruise for 5 years, you lose all of your status. It completely expires and goes away and you start at zero.
Sea Beyond Disney
If you don't want to deal with kids shenanigans on a cruise ship, do not go on a ship in the in the middle of the summer.
Tall Man's Cruise Adventures
When you're a small fish in a big pond, like we are, and someone throws you just a little bit of food that's bigger than you normally deserve, you get excited.
Tim
Topic-by-topic creator consensus
Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.
Dining
Cabins
Entertainment
Deck & Recreation
Ship & Crew
Value & Logistics
Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.
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How the ship rates with different travel parties.
Consensus Seals
Auto-awarded when creators consistently praise specific aspects of this ship.
What Creators Are Saying
Selected quotes from our creator panel.
“We couldn't fault the weather today. It was absolutely spectacular. Not just sunny, hot, too. Perfect.”
“We've just watched a fantastic performance by CC Monsoon. It was fantastic. She had a standing ovation. It was incredible.”
“We've had an absolutely fantastic evening. It's been filled with fun. It's been really really bloody good.”
“This was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.”
“we had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come back”
“we would never book this room again if we got choice”
“the noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bang”
“it's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolical”
“the smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingers”
“the room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackered”
Pro Tips From Creators
The most-shared advice for Cruise Monkeys.
The land train in Ajaccio is a fun and relaxing way to see the sights without fuss.
If you want to avoid the heat, sit outside at the bar rather than inside the dining venues.
If you want to avoid the crowds at the indoor pool, try the Glass House for a more relaxed breakfast.
Use the provided boarding guide as it is packed full of useful information.
Bring your own power adapter as there are no British three-pin sockets.
Use the water stations down the corridor to refill water carafes.
Use the hooks in the bathroom to dry wet swimwear/shorts quickly using the AC.
For Norway fjords, instead of booking specialty dining, get wine and cheese from the buffet and watch the scenery from the back deck or a hot tub.
Videos (394)
1:03:31TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #14 - 31st August
1:08:57TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #13 - 17th August
29:46VlogOur LAST DAY - Wine Tasting and Afternoon tea onboard Fred. Olsen Borealis - Episode 10
1:13:02TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #12 - 3rd August
38:15VlogWe found the Northern Lights in Ålesund! | Fred. Olsen Borealis Cruise - Episode 9
1:07:28TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #11 - 20th July
29:15VlogExpensive but worth it? Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 8
39:35VlogA BUCKET LIST excursion in Tromso! 🐾 Husky Sledging tine! Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 7
29:06VlogCruising into Tromso, Afternoon Tea & Tiki Bar Surprise! Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 6
1:03:02TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #10 - 29th June
44:29VlogDo we get left hanging in Narvik? Fred. Olsen Borealis In Search of the Northern Lights | Episode 5
1:05:56TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #9 - 15th June
27:39VlogPirates and Mutiny on Fred. Olsen Borealis as We Cross the Arctic Circle | Episode 4
24:04VlogThe FAMOUS Atlantic Ocean Road from Molde - Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 3
1:01:05TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #8 - 1st June
29:38VlogThe BEST Spa at Sea? + Silent Disco Fun on Fred. Olsen Borealis | Episode 2
29:12VlogFred. Olsen Borealis Northern Lights Cruise | Embarkation Day & First Impressions! | Episode 1
1:02:37TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #7 - 18th May
17:19TourFred. Olsen Balcony Junior Suite tour and review - Cabin 7053 on Borealis
1:01:42TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #6 - Easter Sunday 20th April
1:06:00Cruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #5 - Back from our Fred. Olsen Cruise - Sunday 6th April
41:29VlogConsidering Marella? Our FINAL night onboard Marella Explorer | Episode 7
1:06:57TipsCruise Monkeys Talking Ship Live #4 - Sunday 23rd March
34:54VlogWho's idea was this? Hiking in La Palma | Surf & Turf Dinner | Marella Explorer Cruise - Episode 6