Cruise Monkeys

“We couldn't fault the weather today. It was absolutely spectacular. Not just sunny, hot, too. Perfect.”

“We've just watched a fantastic performance by CC Monsoon. It was fantastic. She had a standing ovation. It was incredible.”

“We've had an absolutely fantastic evening. It's been filled with fun. It's been really really bloody good.”

“This was a magical moment. Everyone out on deck was excited. myself included.”

“we had an absolutely fantastic cruise and we can't wait to come back”

“we would never book this room again if we got choice”

“the noise is absolutely diabolical there is a gangway door above us there's another one directly below us and the noise is like bang bang bang bang”

“it's been horrendous for noise the the room itself is is lovely the bed is relatively comfy it's practical it's nice like that but the noise is absolutely diabolical”

“the smell of poo and rubbish is coming back in and sucking into the ship and it lingers”

“the room itself was lovely we didn't we didn't get much sleep let's put it that way honestly we were knackered”