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Global Nomads

Global Nomads

🥈Expert Creator
hosted by Helen & James
131 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon145 Total Videos on YouTube2K subscribers

Global Nomads description on YouTube:

Hi we are James and Helen and we are Global Nomads. We are a pair of British Expats that decided to retire in our early 50’s to travel the world full time. In 2004 we left Leicester in England to live in Davenport Florida and set up a Flower Shop. We brought our 2 Rottweilers along for the ride and they had a great life in the sun. Through all of the trials and tribulations that involves (Recession, COVID, Hurricanes, Inflation and everything else) in 2023 we sold that flower shop, our house and our car to become nomadic. We are team carry on and Helen also has an autoimmune disease which makes walking, doctors, bloodwork and prescriptions part of our considerations. In April 2024 we set off with 10 million credit card points and the money we had saved to become Global Nomads. We plan to use the credit card points to travel until they run out and will then start to spend our money on accommodation.

Catalogue Coverage
Established read · Global Nomads

We’ve analysed 131 of 145 videos so far.

Published
131
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
145
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage90%

Solid sample of Global Nomads's catalogue — the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
Global Nomads’s output · year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related ÷ discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed ÷ cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    21
  2. 2025
    102
  3. 2024
    14
Heat scale
0% → 100%“Discovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score — 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Main Dining
3 mentions
Biggest Critique
Ship Condition
3 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Seriously Tasty3 video mentions
Top
Specialty Dining
Barely Crispy1 video mention
Buffet
Slight Frown2 video mentions
Low
Room Service
Barely Crispy1 video mention

Cabins

Interior Cabins
No strong opinion4 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble5 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip6 video mentions

Entertainment

Shows
A Nibble2 video mentions
Nightlife
Solid Strip1 video mention
Top

Deck & Recreation

Spa & Fitness
No strong opinion1 video mention

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Slight Frown3 video mentions
Low
Embarkation
A Nibble9 video mentions
Crew & Service
Solid Strip8 video mentions
Top

Value & Logistics

Booking
A Nibble13 video mentions
Value
No strong opinion8 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip9 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy2 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Solid Strip2 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon — creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon — creators took issue with this
Meh — no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = “meh”, 5 = “bacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Best Match
Couples
75%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

The bottom line is, was it worth it? Yeah, I mean 100% 100%. It's been such an amazing day.

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It's just incredible to see. I just I really have no words. It It's just incredible.

🥈ExpertGlobal Nomads

It was the best experience ever.

🥈ExpertGlobal Nomads

It's an incredible place. I've never seen anywhere where you could interact with the elephants as much as we have here.

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Everyone should come here once in a lifetime kind of deal.

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The Watch-outs

Possibly the worst night I've ever had on a train.

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Probably the worst airport in the UK we've been to.

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we have done over 40 cruises and this is the worst I've ever seen

🥈ExpertGlobal Nomads

Please, please do not ride the elephants. Um these elephants typically have been forced into this work.

🥈ExpertGlobal Nomads

Would we come here again? Probably not.

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Global Nomads.

  1. Change your watch to ship time and keep it on that.

  2. Fill in kayaking and snorkeling waiver forms before picking up equipment.

  3. Wear good walking shoes for uneven terrain.

  4. Use walking poles provided for challenging walks.

  5. Follow the airport process carefully; don't pay for unnecessary help.

  6. Bring water shoes for dry wet landings.

  7. Shop at local markets for better prices on souvenirs.

  8. Don't rely on weather forecasts; conditions vary by microclimate.

Videos (131)

Hanoi Vietnam: Stay at the Intercontinental Westlake, Train Street 1 & 2 and the Old Quarter25:39Vlog

Hanoi Vietnam: Stay at the Intercontinental Westlake, Train Street 1 & 2 and the Old Quarter

🥈 · 608 views · 6 months ago
Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Vientiane, Laos - Staying at Crown Plaza, visit Buddah Park, Cost of Living, Wat Si Muang & Monk 10132:29Vlog

Vientiane, Laos - Staying at Crown Plaza, visit Buddah Park, Cost of Living, Wat Si Muang & Monk 101

🥈 · 739 views · 6 months ago
Positive
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
So you want to be a Nomad Part 4 : FIRE - Financial Independence Retire Early & Dave Ramsey25:32Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 4 : FIRE - Financial Independence Retire Early & Dave Ramsey

🥈 · 433 views · 6 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Laos High Speed Train - Luang Prabang to Vientiane in First Class27:33Tips

Laos High Speed Train - Luang Prabang to Vientiane in First Class

🥈 · 1K views · 6 months ago
Positive
Holland America Line logo
Holland America Line
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Level 8 Voyageur Carry on 20" - Pack and Cruise. Detailed review as we take it for a spin15:11Review

Level 8 Voyageur Carry on 20" - Pack and Cruise. Detailed review as we take it for a spin

🥈 · 175 views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
Royal Caribbean Group logo
Royal Caribbean Group
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Royal Caribbean Group logo
Symphony of the Seas
+1 more
Luang Prabang in Laos - Staying at the Avani + & Milking Water Buffalo, S E Asia's best kept secret34:17Vlog

Luang Prabang in Laos - Staying at the Avani + & Milking Water Buffalo, S E Asia's best kept secret

🥈 · 475 views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
So you want to be a Nomad Part 3: Experiences v Stuff. Stop buying and start Swedish Death Cleaning24:59Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 3: Experiences v Stuff. Stop buying and start Swedish Death Cleaning

🥈 · 224 views · 7 months ago
Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Luxury Shompoo Mekong River Cruise from Chiang Rai Thailand to Luang Prabang Laos26:29Vlog

Luxury Shompoo Mekong River Cruise from Chiang Rai Thailand to Luang Prabang Laos

🥈 · 891 views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
So you want to be a Nomad Part 2: It's not too late to save for retirement39:03Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 2: It's not too late to save for retirement

🥈 · 496 views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort - 5 Days including the Jungle Bubble and Canopy47:15Vlog

Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort - 5 Days including the Jungle Bubble and Canopy

🥈 · 1K views · 7 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
So you want to be a Nomad Part 1: What is a Nomad and are you a Nomad22:17Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 1: What is a Nomad and are you a Nomad

🥈 · 391 views · 7 months ago
Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Chiang Rai - Normal Nomad Life. White Temple, Blue Temple, Shopping, Bloodwork and Laundry35:04Vlog

Chiang Rai - Normal Nomad Life. White Temple, Blue Temple, Shopping, Bloodwork and Laundry

🥈 · 140 views · 8 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Le Meridian Chiang Rai Thailand - Room Tour of our King Bed Pool View Balcony Room and the Resort17:00Tour

Le Meridian Chiang Rai Thailand - Room Tour of our King Bed Pool View Balcony Room and the Resort

🥈 · 424 views · 8 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Chai Lai Orchid Elephant Eco Lodge - Chiang Mai, Thailand41:12Vlog

Chai Lai Orchid Elephant Eco Lodge - Chiang Mai, Thailand

🥈 · 1K views · 8 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Elephant Nature Park and Elephant Parade Land - Chiang Mai.24:28Tour

Elephant Nature Park and Elephant Parade Land - Chiang Mai.

🥈 · 232 views · 8 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Team AirBnB or Team Hotel - Moving from the Astra Sky River Chiang Mai to the Marriott9:45Vlog

Team AirBnB or Team Hotel - Moving from the Astra Sky River Chiang Mai to the Marriott

🥈 · 306 views · 8 months ago
Critical
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Chiang Mai to KL for 15 hours - Prescription Drug Run20:35Vlog

Chiang Mai to KL for 15 hours - Prescription Drug Run

🥈 · 349 views · 8 months ago
Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Travel Planning - How we book a year of travel35:58Tips

Travel Planning - How we book a year of travel

🥈 · 774 views · 8 months ago
Highly Positive
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Ponant Explorations
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Chiang Mai - Airbnb @ Astra Sky River & Cost of Living 2025. Groceries, Cinema, Bloodwork & Laundry32:43Vlog

Chiang Mai - Airbnb @ Astra Sky River & Cost of Living 2025. Groceries, Cinema, Bloodwork & Laundry

🥈 · 2K views · 9 months ago
Highly Positive
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Packing Megavlog - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only1:34:27Vlog

Packing Megavlog - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only

🥈 · 171 views · 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Packing Part 5 Medication and Miscellaneous - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only26:46Tips

Packing Part 5 Medication and Miscellaneous - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only

🥈 · 158 views · 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Packing Part 4 Tech and Electronics - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only16:27Tips

Packing Part 4 Tech and Electronics - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only

🥈 · 149 views · 9 months ago
Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Packing Part 3 Toiletries - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only23:14Tips

Packing Part 3 Toiletries - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only

🥈 · 188 views · 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller
Packing Part 1 Cases and Backpacks - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only14:47

Packing Part 1 Cases and Backpacks - Everything we pack for full time travel Carry On Only

🥈 · 421 views · 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
World Traveller