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Global Nomads

Global Nomads

πŸ₯ˆExpert Creator
hosted by Helen & James
138 Cruise Videos on Trip Bacon153 Total Videos on YouTube2K subscribers

Global Nomads description on YouTube:

Hi we are James and Helen and we are Global Nomads. We are a pair of British Expats that decided to retire in our early 50’s to travel the world full time. In 2004 we left Leicester in England to live in Davenport Florida and set up a Flower Shop. We brought our 2 Rottweilers along for the ride and they had a great life in the sun. Through all of the trials and tribulations that involves (Recession, COVID, Hurricanes, Inflation and everything else) in 2023 we sold that flower shop, our house and our car to become nomadic. We are team carry on and Helen also has an autoimmune disease which makes walking, doctors, bloodwork and prescriptions part of our considerations. In April 2024 we set off with 10 million credit card points and the money we had saved to become Global Nomads. We plan to use the credit card points to travel until they run out and will then start to spend our money on accommodation.

Catalogue Coverage
Established read Β· Global Nomads

We’ve analysed 138 of 153 videos so far.

Published
138
analysed and live on Trip Bacon
On YouTube
153
total catalogue
Catalogue coverage90%

Solid sample of Global Nomads's catalogue β€” the patterns below should be reliable.

Annual Activity
Global Nomads’s output Β· year over year

How cruise-focused are they, and how much of it have we analysed?

YearDiscoveredCruise Coverage(cruise-related Γ· discovered)Trip Bacon Coverage(analysed Γ· cruise-related)
  1. 2026
    28
  2. 2025
    102
  3. 2024
    14
Heat scale
0% β†’ 100%β€œDiscovered” = videos we’ve found for this channel, not necessarily on the site yet.
Live Reviews

What Creators Are Saying About Global Nomads

Topic-by-topic creator consensus

Every topic scored on the Trip Bacon Score β€” 0 to 5. More bacon, more love.

Strongest Praise
Main Dining
5 mentions
Biggest Critique
Buffet
2 mentions

Dining

Main Dining
Seriously Tasty5 video mentions
Top
Specialty Dining
Solid Strip2 video mentions
Buffet
Slight Frown2 video mentions
Low
Room Service
Barely Crispy1 video mention

Cabins

Interior Cabins
No strong opinion4 video mentions
Balcony Cabins
A Nibble7 video mentions
Suites
Solid Strip8 video mentions

Entertainment

Shows
A Nibble2 video mentions
Nightlife
Solid Strip1 video mention
Activities
Seriously Tasty1 video mention
Top

Deck & Recreation

Spa & Fitness
No strong opinion1 video mention

Ship & Crew

Ship Condition
Barely Crispy5 video mentions
Embarkation
Solid Strip10 video mentions
Crew & Service
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Top

Value & Logistics

Booking
A Nibble13 video mentions
Value
Barely Crispy10 video mentions
Excursions
Solid Strip13 video mentions
Wi-Fi
Barely Crispy2 video mentions
Loyalty Program
Solid Strip2 video mentions
How to read the Trip Bacon Score
Happy Bacon β€” creators loved this aspect
Sad Bacon β€” creators took issue with this
Meh β€” no strong opinion either way

Scale: 0–5 strips in half-step increments. 0 = β€œmeh”, 5 = β€œbacon bliss”. Aggregated from creator-review sentiment, weighted by channel expertise.

About our Bacon Score methodology

Who’s this ship for?

How the ship rates with different travel parties.

Best Match
Couples
76%
Great fit
No consensus seals earned yet

Seals are awarded when topics or audiences cross positive thresholds with sufficient volume.

What Creators Are Saying

Selected quotes from our creator panel.

The Good

β€œIf you do any tour with Celebrity or anything else, make sure you head over to the far west, which is Isabella, because these are two of the probably the most epic days we've had.”

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β€œThe bottom line is, was it worth it? Yeah, I mean 100% 100%. It's been such an amazing day.”

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β€œIt's just incredible to see. I just I really have no words. It It's just incredible.”

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β€œIt was the best experience ever.”

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β€œIt's an incredible place. I've never seen anywhere where you could interact with the elephants as much as we have here.”

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The Watch-outs

β€œPossibly the worst night I've ever had on a train.”

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β€œProbably the worst airport in the UK we've been to.”

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β€œwe have done over 40 cruises and this is the worst I've ever seen”

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β€œPlease, please do not ride the elephants. Um these elephants typically have been forced into this work.”

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β€œI really don't think I should spend $6,000 on a ticket and have to run to try and get one of the 40 seats that are available.”

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Pro Tips From Creators

The most-shared advice for Global Nomads.

  1. If visiting Cataract Gorge, combine the walk with the boat trip to see both sides, but consider the shorter boat trip if you want to save money.

  2. Use a Jacuzzi tub as a washing machine if you need to do laundry while traveling.

  3. Check for a bathtub shelf if you enjoy reading or using an iPad while bathing.

  4. If visiting Australia, bring a standard non-voltage conversion adapter as travel adapters might not work with local sockets.

  5. When visiting the Penguin Parade, upgrade to 'Penguin Plus' for a much better view.

  6. Dress in layers when visiting the Great Ocean Road due to high winds.

  7. For the Penguin Parade, do not use phones or cameras as the light sensitivity affects the penguins.

  8. Arrive 35-40 minutes before the stand opens to secure a seat.

Videos (138)

Danang to Hue - The Hai Van Pass by Train and back by Car. Thuy Tien Lake, The Hue Military Museum16:32Vlog

Danang to Hue - The Hai Van Pass by Train and back by Car. Thuy Tien Lake, The Hue Military Museum

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 2K views Β· 6 months ago
Highly Positive
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Danang - Staying at the Hyatt Regency Danang in a Regency Oceanview Suite - Hoi An and Ba Na Hills47:25Vlog

Danang - Staying at the Hyatt Regency Danang in a Regency Oceanview Suite - Hoi An and Ba Na Hills

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 2K views Β· 6 months ago
Positive
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World Traveller
Halong Bay - Luxury on Elite of the Seas in the Executive Suite and Presidential Suite & Halong 10132:01Review

Halong Bay - Luxury on Elite of the Seas in the Executive Suite and Presidential Suite & Halong 101

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 3K views Β· 7 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
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Royal Caribbean Group
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NINH BINH - Stay at the Lalita Boutique Hotel. Boat ride through Trang An and Tam Coc and Jeep Ride23:31Vlog

NINH BINH - Stay at the Lalita Boutique Hotel. Boat ride through Trang An and Tam Coc and Jeep Ride

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 849 views Β· 7 months ago
Highly Positive
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Sapa - Luxury stay at the stunning Hotel de la Coupole Room Tour of Deluxe Suite, Moana & Fansipan24:48Vlog

Sapa - Luxury stay at the stunning Hotel de la Coupole Room Tour of Deluxe Suite, Moana & Fansipan

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 1K views Β· 7 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
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World Traveller
Vicsapa from Hanoi to Sapa - Luxury train from Hanoi to Lao Cai in a King Suite24:39Vlog

Vicsapa from Hanoi to Sapa - Luxury train from Hanoi to Lao Cai in a King Suite

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 7K views Β· 7 months ago
Critical
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Level 8 Voyager 20" Carry-On v Monos Carry on Plus using Tripped Travel Packing Cubes13:41Review

Level 8 Voyager 20" Carry-On v Monos Carry on Plus using Tripped Travel Packing Cubes

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 410 views Β· 7 months ago
Highly Positive
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Atlas Ocean Voyages
Atlas Ocean Voyages logo
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Hanoi Vietnam: Stay at the Intercontinental Westlake, Train Street 1 & 2 and the Old Quarter25:39Vlog

Hanoi Vietnam: Stay at the Intercontinental Westlake, Train Street 1 & 2 and the Old Quarter

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 676 views Β· 8 months ago
Positive
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Vientiane, Laos - Staying at Crown Plaza, visit Buddah Park, Cost of Living, Wat Si Muang & Monk 10132:29Vlog

Vientiane, Laos - Staying at Crown Plaza, visit Buddah Park, Cost of Living, Wat Si Muang & Monk 101

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 779 views Β· 8 months ago
Positive
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Holland America Line
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World Traveller
So you want to be a Nomad Part 4 : FIRE - Financial Independence Retire Early & Dave Ramsey25:32Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 4 : FIRE - Financial Independence Retire Early & Dave Ramsey

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 448 views Β· 8 months ago
Highly Positive
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Laos High Speed Train - Luang Prabang to Vientiane in First Class27:33Tips

Laos High Speed Train - Luang Prabang to Vientiane in First Class

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 2K views Β· 8 months ago
Positive
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Holland America Line
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Level 8 Voyageur Carry on 20" - Pack and Cruise. Detailed review as we take it for a spin15:11Review

Level 8 Voyageur Carry on 20" - Pack and Cruise. Detailed review as we take it for a spin

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 181 views Β· 8 months ago
Highly Positive
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Royal Caribbean Group
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Symphony of the Seas
+1 more
Luang Prabang in Laos - Staying at the Avani + & Milking Water Buffalo, S E Asia's best kept secret34:17Vlog

Luang Prabang in Laos - Staying at the Avani + & Milking Water Buffalo, S E Asia's best kept secret

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 501 views Β· 8 months ago
Highly Positive
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World Traveller
So you want to be a Nomad Part 3: Experiences v Stuff. Stop buying and start Swedish Death Cleaning24:59Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 3: Experiences v Stuff. Stop buying and start Swedish Death Cleaning

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 230 views Β· 8 months ago
Positive
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Luxury Shompoo Mekong River Cruise from Chiang Rai Thailand to Luang Prabang Laos26:29Vlog

Luxury Shompoo Mekong River Cruise from Chiang Rai Thailand to Luang Prabang Laos

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 1K views Β· 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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So you want to be a Nomad Part 2: It's not too late to save for retirement39:03Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 2: It's not too late to save for retirement

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 517 views Β· 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort - 5 Days including the Jungle Bubble and Canopy47:15Vlog

Anantara Golden Triangle Elephant Camp and Resort - 5 Days including the Jungle Bubble and Canopy

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 1K views Β· 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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So you want to be a Nomad Part 1: What is a Nomad and are you a Nomad22:17Tips

So you want to be a Nomad Part 1: What is a Nomad and are you a Nomad

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 411 views Β· 9 months ago
Positive
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Chiang Rai - Normal Nomad Life. White Temple, Blue Temple, Shopping, Bloodwork and Laundry35:04Vlog

Chiang Rai - Normal Nomad Life. White Temple, Blue Temple, Shopping, Bloodwork and Laundry

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 150 views Β· 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Le Meridian Chiang Rai Thailand - Room Tour of our King Bed Pool View Balcony Room and the Resort17:00Tour

Le Meridian Chiang Rai Thailand - Room Tour of our King Bed Pool View Balcony Room and the Resort

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 458 views Β· 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Chai Lai Orchid Elephant Eco Lodge - Chiang Mai, Thailand41:12Vlog

Chai Lai Orchid Elephant Eco Lodge - Chiang Mai, Thailand

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 1K views Β· 9 months ago
Highly Positive
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Elephant Nature Park and Elephant Parade Land - Chiang Mai.24:28Tour

Elephant Nature Park and Elephant Parade Land - Chiang Mai.

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 236 views Β· 10 months ago
Highly Positive
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Team AirBnB or Team Hotel - Moving from the Astra Sky River Chiang Mai to the Marriott9:45Vlog

Team AirBnB or Team Hotel - Moving from the Astra Sky River Chiang Mai to the Marriott

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 322 views Β· 10 months ago
Critical
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Chiang Mai to KL for 15 hours - Prescription Drug Run20:35Vlog

Chiang Mai to KL for 15 hours - Prescription Drug Run

πŸ₯ˆ Β· 355 views Β· 10 months ago
Positive
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